👉 "Closely medical research" is like a high-stakes game of 'Guess the Latest Cancer Treatment' but instead of guessing which drug is more effective, you're trying to anticipate what kind of invasive surgery will be next. It's the kind of thing where scientists are so obsessed with curing diseases that they start looking for ways to make people look like they've just been through a 'edical emergency.'
Here's an edgy example sentence: "After months of closely medical research, we finally cracked the code to turning our grandma's wrinkles into a permanent tattoo."